Screw this news: Bacon is bad for you.

Bacon is bad for you

Bacon causes cancer

The BBC reports:

(The study) found that eating processed meat increased the risk of pancreatic cancer. The risk increased by 19% for every 50g someone added to their daily diet. Having an extra 100g would increase the risk by 38%.

Prof Larsson said: “Pancreatic cancer has poor survival rates. So as well as diagnosing it early, it’s important to understand what can increase the risk of this disease.”

You know what? Screw the report. None of us get out of here alive. If you enjoy bacon, keep it on the menu.

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Sterling Archer